this is me after hearing about Dan Harmon getting kicked off Community
but seriously
The world is shit. People treat each other badly. People die. Most folks are only in it for themselves. People are stupid. Things go wrong. You won’t always get what you want. Your happiness can be shattered at any time. People are abused and neglected by their families, and…
Here it is. You may now return to your glass case of emotion.
Where did they get this poster from, at the…toilet..store?
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
Reblogging for the comment
How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
“I know what you are.”
“Say it, say it out loud.”
“THE VERY BEST LIKE NO NE EVER WAS”
I don’t know why this exists.
But I’m glad it does.
This may be one of the greatest things I have ever seen on Tumblr ever.
(Source: setyourphaserstostun)
OKAY SO THIS ONE IS REALLY FUNNY.
ASDFGTYHGJKHL:KJL”K:JHUYGTW
but they were no longer the knights who said ni. they were now the knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni
(Source: internetdrifting)